WE YEARN TO FLY!!

2009-07-09T07:27:00.000-07:00

MURPHY'S LAWS ON WORK

A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants.

Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

Never ask two questions in a business letter. The reply will discuss the one you are least interested in, and say nothing about the other.

When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.

If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.

There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when the boss asks for a ride home from the office.

Mother said there would be days like this, but she never said there would be so many.

Keep your boss's boss off your boss's back. This is what I'm doing wrong.

Everything can be filed under "miscellaneous."

Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a cocktail hour. To err is human, to forgive is not company policy.

Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing.

Important letters that contain no errors will develop errors in the mail.

The last person that quit or was fired will be the one held responsible for everything that goes wrong - until the next person quits or is fired.

There is never enough time to do it right the first time, but there is always enough time to do it over.

The more pretentious a corporate name, the smaller the organization. (For instance, The Murphy Center for Codification of Human and Organizational Law, contrasted to IBM, GM, AT&T ...).

If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.

You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk.

People are always available for work in the past tense. If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.

At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying.

When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.

You will always get the greatest recognition for the job you least like. No one gets sick on Wednesdays.

When confronted by a difficult problem you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger handle this?"

The longer the title, the less important the job.

Machines that have broken down will work perfectly when the repairman arrives.

An "acceptable" level of employment means that the government economist to whom it is acceptable still has a job.

Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it makes it worse.

All vacations and holidays create problems, except for one's own.

Success is just a matter of luck, just ask any failure.

Random~

2009-07-05T01:49:00.000-07:00

An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily and grabbed the pen and pad by the bed. With his last ounce of strength he wrote a note, dropped it, and died. The son was so overcome with grief that he didn't remember slipping the note into his pocket. At the funeral, he reached into the pocket of his coat and immediately felt the note. He excitedly read it thinking it might be something he could recite during the service. It said: YOU WANKER -- GET OFF MY OXYGEN PIPE!!!

HAHAHAHHAHAHA!
LOL!
LMAO!
ROFL!

Laugh lahh! :D

Tribute to Michael Jackson

2009-06-26T23:51:00.000-07:00

The man who redefined music..

"I can't stop crying over the sad news," the singer said in a statement. "The world has lost one of the greats, but his music will live on forever!" Pop diva Madonna

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Jackson

When Michael Jackson drew his last breath, his legacy in the music world was assured: He was the King of Pop, and can never be replaced. The astounding videos and recordings of him in his prime will be around forever.

Are you emulating Michael Jackson's signature move..

READ THIS PLEASE

2009-06-13T04:46:00.000-07:00

hey guys,we might be thinking of carrying out a bbq or a chalet somewhere in year 1. do you guys want it at the end of semester 1 or the end of year 1?tag your replies at the tagboard plz,ty

-procrastination is like masturbation;it feels damn good but you're only fucking yourself

justin khaw

LAB MAKE UP TMW

2009-06-07T05:45:00.000-07:00

so far only bobby,aziz,timothy,hong ghwee,mus,wan,izzatul(i think) have confirmed that they're NOT coming for it tmw.any other additions to this group please tag on the cbox on the side, thanks

muntaquim

-to have ambitions and dreams.......now that is life(unknown)

WE ARE OFFICIALLY........................OPEN!

2009-06-07T03:13:00.000-07:00

CHECK THIS OUT!!!!this will be our second way of spreading messages(since not everyone in the class is in the T902 group) so watch this space for more updates!:)
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